"Those are the most beautiful flowers I've ever seen!" he exclaims. One day, as the friar is getting ready for bed, one of his neighbours stops by. He plants the seeds in a small planter which he hangs in the one tiny window in his shack, above his bed. He manages to get a shack for himself where he can live somewhat comfortably. When he arrives at the village at the foot of the mountain, he's welcomed with open arms. Before he leaves, however, he manages to snag a few of the seeds of this favorite flowers, to remind him of the beautiful garden that he cared about so much. Now the other friars, being devout Christians, are very upset by this, and excommunicate the first friar for playing God.ĭistraught, the first friar packs his bags and gets ready to hike down the mountain. "A snickers bar and a can of coke." Read More "Pssst, listen I need to know something, what does father give for a blowjob?" The deacon begins to panic, but luckily he then notices an altar boy is nearby, so he whispers to him. He doesn't know what to do, it isn't on the list.
I'm married, but I gave a blowjob to another man." Tells the man to say 1 Our father as penance, and sends him on his way. The deacon looks down the list, and finds "hitting - 1 Our Father." The second person walks in, a man claiming to have problems with anger, and that he struck his wife the other day. The deacon looks down the list, and sure enough finds "stealing - 2 hail Marys," gives him his penance and sends him on his way. The man confesses to be stealing money from his work. So the first punter walks in to the booth and the nervous deacon opens the screen. The people confessing won't even see you from behind the screen anyway, you'll be fine. Whatever their sins are, just find it on the list and it will show the appropriate penance. "just look here at this list on the wall. "Don't worry, it's easy," replies the priest. "I don't know what to do! We haven't learned confessions in the seminary yet!" "But father!" Says the deacon in a hushed panic, Need you to take over a few of these confessions for me while I duck off to the bathroom, I'll only be gone a few minutes." PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Read More Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart! The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Don't mess with them!Īttention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered. So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful woman in the world!įor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"įor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
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